The Kremlin fumed when U.S. President Barack Obama included a meeting with Russian opposition leaders on his Moscow itinerary back in July. At the time, Obama's administration was responding to criticism over its perceived abdication of the moral high ground by downplaying the role of human rights in the formulation of U.S. foreign policy.
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's critics could hardly accuse him of abandoning Kremlin commitments to human rights, since those commitments have been dubious at best. But he's gone on the offensive anyway.
Russia's de facto No. 2 plans to use a visit this month to the United States for a UN General Assembly and a G-20 summit to turn the tables, according to Itar-Tass:
With less than a week to go before the September 22-25 visit, Medvedev's planning team must be in overdrive.
So we'd like to do our part and suggest a few American dissidents who might fit the Kremlin's bill as the payback date approaches. (Note to Medvedev handlers: American regime-bashers come from both wings of the political spectrum, although they often sound indistinguishable.)
Against: makes Marx look like a reactionary; kind of stingy with his Facebook friendships
Against: you can't get a word in edgewise
Against: reviled in nearly all the others
Against: tends to go off-message
Against: see McCain/Palin '08; sees America on the verge of slipping into terminal communism
Against: out of step with said friends
Against: symbolic visits to monuments to dead Communists are no longer the preferred Russian photo op
Against: less disgruntled since January
Against: hard to tell whose side he's on; interventionist bent and outspoken atheism could backfire on the Russian leader; he laid waste to Mother Teresa, for goodness sake
Against: has variously advocated or committed tyranny, piracy, genocide, pedophilia, murder, misogyny, blackmail, hate crimes, rape, and terrorism
Medvedev's handlers might welcome more suggestions. Got any?
-- Andy Heil
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's critics could hardly accuse him of abandoning Kremlin commitments to human rights, since those commitments have been dubious at best. But he's gone on the offensive anyway.
Russia's de facto No. 2 plans to use a visit this month to the United States for a UN General Assembly and a G-20 summit to turn the tables, according to Itar-Tass:
"I think I should speak to dissidents. Let them tell me what problems the United States has," he told members of the Valdai international debate club on [September 15]. "That won't be bad, considering the Soviet experience."
With less than a week to go before the September 22-25 visit, Medvedev's planning team must be in overdrive.
So we'd like to do our part and suggest a few American dissidents who might fit the Kremlin's bill as the payback date approaches. (Note to Medvedev handlers: American regime-bashers come from both wings of the political spectrum, although they often sound indistinguishable.)
Noam Chomsky -- iconic linguist, lecturer, and voice of the left for decades
For: instant cachet among the beard-stroking intellectual elite of any nationAgainst: makes Marx look like a reactionary; kind of stingy with his Facebook friendships
Rush Limbaugh -- combative radio talk show host of the right
For: millions of fawning American listeners every dayAgainst: you can't get a word in edgewise
Michael Moore -- documentary filmmaker whose enormous success at Cannes earned him powerful enemies in the U.S.
For: revered in many circlesAgainst: reviled in nearly all the others
Kanye West -- rapper and record producer
For: influential with the young set; feuding with current U.S. presidentAgainst: tends to go off-message
Sarah Palin -- former vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor
For: close neighbor of Russia's; got on great with Pakistan's president; sees America on the verge of slipping into terminal communismAgainst: see McCain/Palin '08; sees America on the verge of slipping into terminal communism
Reverend Jeremiah Wright -- former pastor of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago who famously inveighed "God damn America!" from the pulpit
For: friends in high placesAgainst: out of step with said friends
Gus Hall -- American Communist Party leader who stuck with it through years of persecution and the Soviet collapse
For: though now dead, Hall, too, regarded Mikhail Gorbachev and Boris Yeltsin as "a wrecking crew"Against: symbolic visits to monuments to dead Communists are no longer the preferred Russian photo op
Sean Penn -- Oscar-winning actor/director and political activist
For: lots of showbiz friends and a cozy relationship with the Huffington PostAgainst: less disgruntled since January
Christopher Hitchens -- former flame-breathing Trotskyite turned neocon booster
For: dual nationality lends him trans-Atlantic heftAgainst: hard to tell whose side he's on; interventionist bent and outspoken atheism could backfire on the Russian leader; he laid waste to Mother Teresa, for goodness sake
Eric Cartman -- vitriolic "South Park" fourth-grader
For: global recognition and an enemy of political correctnessAgainst: has variously advocated or committed tyranny, piracy, genocide, pedophilia, murder, misogyny, blackmail, hate crimes, rape, and terrorism
Medvedev's handlers might welcome more suggestions. Got any?
-- Andy Heil